1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. Write down what it says: "We're $21 billion in size and we have been operating for a long time ..."
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first? My whiteboard on the wall next to my desk
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? Dune DVD (Sci-Fi Channel Version)
4. Without looking, guess what time it is: 8:30pm
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? "Lucky One" by Amy Grant.
7. When did you last step outside? At 6:00 when I came back to the office.
8. What were you doing? coming back and walking in from the car?
9. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? a blog.
10. What are you wearing? SAS black shoes, khaki pants, blue checked shirt.
11. Did you dream last night? Always.
12. When did you last laugh? Hmm. I guess when I briefly saw a funny video on TV (AFV). Yesterday?
13. What is on the walls of the room you are in? Bulletin Board, Whiteboard, that's pretty much it. I know, I need to do better decorating my office. But that's for girls.
14. Seen anything weird lately? A small pickup truck upside-down in the ditch last weekend.
15. What do you think of this quiz? Waste of time. B@&#$&'s!
16. What is the last film you saw? in theatres, Robots in Florida I think. Disappointing.
17. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what are some things you would buy? New home absolutely first. Car, but nothing terribly flashy, just comfortable. Something just for fun - maybe an airplane?
18. Tell me something about you that I don't know: I've played "spin the bottle" with really hot ladies on a beach on the Baltic Sea. (Don't tell anybody, it's a secret)
19. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? Appoint myself dictator of the world. Slap down the bad, raise up the good, and proclaim to everybody else the edict that they get along with each other from now on "or else!".
20. Do you like to dance? When I was young and buff. No way now.
21. George Bush... The President. Like some policies and dislike others. Better than either Gore or Kerry, but far from my ideal pres. Gets a bad rap from ignorant people.
22. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Sarah.
23. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Nicholas - already did that.
24. Would you ever consider living abroad? Maybe temporarily. Depends on the country. Most countries outside the US are awful, nasty, grubby places.
25. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates? Ha Ha, got you good, didn't I?
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hahahahahaha.... that's all there is to say....
Stupid Surveys
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. Write down what it says: "You are weak, cockroaches are your Gods"
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first? A pillow
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? Dune DVD Berenstain Bears.
4. Without looking, guess what time it is: midnight or shortly thereafter
5. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? "Rapture" by Jesse Cook.
7. When did you last step outside? At 8:45 when I came in from a walk with Oee
8. What were you doing? Trying to do anything but hang out indoors.
9. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? a blog.
10. What are you wearing? Sterling Silver Belt Buckle, Light Brown Leather Belt, Blue Jeans, Grey Tank-top
11. Did you dream last night? Yes. It wasn't pleasant.
12. When did you last laugh? Just before Oee went to bed for the last time, tonight.
13. What is on the walls of the room you are in? A silhouette of a cowboy and his horse framed by chickenwire and straw. Five pictures of my family, four paintings by Oee and myself, a clock, a cowboy hat, an original water-color of a church in my city, an original oil of a mountain scene and a corkboard with telephone numbers pegged into it.
14. Seen anything weird lately? It snowed recently.
15. What do you think of this quiz? Neccessary and annoying.
16. What is the last film you saw? Alfie.
17. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what are some things you would buy? I would open a music center for underprivaleged kids and buy my mom a house and take oee to mexico and I'd probably give her father enough to record his fourth album at a really great studio in Nashville
18. Tell me something about you that I don't know: I once did not relay information that could have changed someone's future, for my own selfish well-being and though I regret it, I know that I had it to do again, I'd make the same selfish choice, even though it no longer matters and I wish that wasn't true.
19. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? Leave it exactly as it is and let God sort it out. Or, make recycling manditory.
20. Do you like to dance? All the time.
21. George Bush... The President. Um. No. I think he's a fascist.
22. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Ophelia.
23. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Nicholas - always loved this name!\
24. Would you ever consider living abroad? Yup.
25. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates? Welcome back, and I promise, you won't have to go through that again. Oh, and by the way, just for your peace of mind, everyone else is gonna make it too.
ps... about the page eighteen, line four thing.. I don't actually believe that.. it was just in this book on my shelf.. "The Portable Henry Rollins."
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