Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Stupid Stuff

Just for fun, today we will think about stupid stuff. The sad thing about these stupid things is that somewhere over 50 percent of the population actually seems to believe in them.

"Hate Crimes" - This is the idea that we should only punish criminals if they killed or maimed or raped somebody out of hate. It requires courts to try figuring out what was in the criminal's head when the crime was committed, because if there was some sort of racial or sexual orientation element, the punishment must be severe. If it was drug-induced or the perp was just a little crazy, well that's OK. And if the victim is a white christian, that doesn't count as a hate crime, because it's perfectly understandable to hate them.

Iraq has nothing to do with the war on terror. Sure, and Ahmadinejad is telling the truth when he says his nuclear program is for peaceful purposes only.

If we stop all oil drilling and stop importing foreign oil and switch to "alternative energy", all our political and environmental problems will be solved. That one's so ignorant it's funny.

The way to improve the lives of poor and middle-class people is to stick much higher taxes on rich people. Wierd.

Having moral values these days is evil. How dare anyone "judge" others by suggesting that adultery, homosexuality, drug abuse, serial marriage and divorce, abortion, vulgar language, gambling, etc. are wrong. Those who participate in those behaviors are not the problem, but just try to say out loud that they are wrong and you find out very quickly who is labeled "evil".

The belief that illegal immigrants are necessary for our economy and take jobs citizens don't want. It doesn't require membership in either political party to see through this big lie.

Global Warming is going to kill us all. Please.

"Separation of Church and State" is in the Constitution. Ever read the constitution? Try reading the first amendment and see what it actually says about religion.

I've got more, but it's time to pack up and head to the airport.

Saturday, August 26, 2006

Marry a Career Woman? This is hilarious.

I stumbled across this only because I happened to be channel-surfing on Friday morning while getting ready for work and found a heated discussion taking place with Matt Lauer and some women.

It's about an article in Forbes by a guy suggesting men should avoid marrying career women. The link is here.

What was so hilarious about the argument on the Today show was the extreme level of outrage shown by the token feminist Matt had on to discuss the article. Even funnier was that he had another woman on who more or less agreed with the basic idea. The problem with the feminist's argument was that she ignored the facts of the studies that formed the thesis of this article (don't let the facts get in the way of a good argument).

So it got even more ridiculous and hilarious when she started to sputter something like, "well, if America was more like Europe, where women can take a whole year off for having children and still draw 60 to 90 percent of their salaries, there wouldn't be the stresses on women that cause all this divorce."

Forbes got so much heat for printing the article that they posted a second article right beside it that purports to refute it. The second article is from a woman who attempts to prove the theory wrong on the basis that she herself is a career woman and has been married for 18 years to the same man. This just adds to the humor, because she completely misses the point.

I just find all this so incredibly funny. The article simply boils down the essence of social science studies which pretty much reach the obvious conclusion that marriage to a career woman is more likely to end in failure. As if that isn't patently obvious to anybody who thinks about it for more than 5 seconds.

Just to add my own little observations, I'd expand the advice to say men should probably avoid marrying militant feminist career women. Because many women obviously come out of college thinking they are career women.

But there are plenty of career women who, after giving birth to their first child, suddenly discover they'd rather be a great mother than a great manager/lawyer/accountant/etc. But I would suggest that the militant feminist career woman may be less likely to allow her maternal instincts to override her chosen life views which for what ever reason drive her to compete with men in the working world.

The bottom line in this whole manufactured controversy is this: If you marry a woman who is focused on her career, then what happens if each of you gets a terrific job offer, but yours is on the west coast and hers is on the east coast. Who sacrifices their career to accomodate the other? And more importantly, if one of you makes that sacrifice, how long will it be before the bitterness sets in as the one making the sacrifice begins to wonder why?

What happens when the husband feels well established in his career and is ready to start a family, but the wife is working long hours toward that promotion she's got her eye on and doesn't want to disrupt her career with a child?

What happens when a child arrives, whether planned or not, and both parents begin to feel some guilt at leaving that child to be raised by somebody else while they're at work? When the child gets sick, who takes time off to care for him or her? Later, which parent leaves work early to drive the child(ren) to their activities (sports, music lessons, birthday parties, etc.)?

See what I mean? It's just common sense. I'm convinced that the worst thing that could happen to a child is to be raised by a minimum-wage day care worker. Somebody's got to stay home with the kids as much as possible. And here's the inescapable fact: men and women are different. Men just aren't good at the whole child care thing. We're just not wired to be nurturing. Women, on the other hand, have the nurturing ability implanted.

Sure, some men may have been successful "stay-at-home dads". But I would make a considerable bet that the vast majority of them would admit privately that they find the Mr. Mom gig demoralizing. They most likely feel they've given up their masculinity to their wife. After all, she's out slaying dragons in the business world while he's home cooking and changing diapers. How could that be good for a marriage?

Anyway, good premarital advice is that all couples should figure out the answers to these critical questions before they tie the knot. And I would suggest that if the woman is adamant that her career will always come first, the man should probably do what's best for both of them and move on.

Thursday, August 24, 2006

If CNN was all there was, I'd be ignorant too

Spending the week in Canada, the only news I've been able to see is CNN.

For a person like myself who wants the facts, and only the facts, so I can make up my own mind about the news, it feels sort of like what it must have been like in Nazi Germany or the Soviet Union. Or today in places like Cuba and China and Iran.

CNN does every story with a backdrop message about Bush. Like I've written before, whatever is going wrong in the world is Bush's fault.

There was this panel discussion on Iran and their nuclear program, their support for Hezbollah, and their designs on becoming the dominant power in the middle east. Surprisingly, two of the three guys on the panel were discussing their opinions about what can and should be done to try to solve the problem before Iran gets out of control and starts blowing up the planet.

But the third guy, identified as a "Democrat Strategist", didn't want to talk about solutions. He only wanted to talk about Bush. He held a little contest for himself to see how many negative adjectives he could throw out disparaging the President before the discussion ended. He was challenged by the host, then later by another panelist, to get off the President for a moment and tell everyone what should be done about the problem. He didn't have a solution of his own, unless you consider impeachment or some other means of removing Bush from office a solution.

I laughed out loud when caught by surprise by one of the panelists, who got so frustrated with the guy that he basically called him a naive idiot. On CNN, no less! I guess he won't be asked back on any panels anytime soon.

In case you were wondering, I have a solution for Iran and North Korea that nobody's talking about. I think it's a very simple solution that doesn't require military action. President Bush should go to Russia and China and tell them straight: As clients and arms suppliers to both Iran and North Korea, we will hold you responsible for any aggressive moves made by either country. That means if you don't lead the effort to stop the craziness of Ahmadinijad and Kim Jong Il, we will impose economic sanctions, not just on those countries, but on you!

Close the American consumer market to Russia and China even for a little while and see how fast they shut the lid on those rogue states.

It seems to me that if we had the courage to take out Saddam in Iraq, surely we've got the guts to get tough on trade with Russia and China to get what we need from them to assure peace.

But of course, the stupid and ignorant and CNN viewers can't think for themselves about solutions. They're only capable of yelling "Bush S*^ks" and blaming him, the military, and the oil companies for all the world's problems.

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Still Alive

So if there was a major terrorist event planned for today, I guess we missed it. Some have guessed that the big flap with liquid explosives a couple weeks back was the actual plan.

In the meantime, I'm back in Canada. At the border I got sent into Immigration again, and was afraid they'd kick me out again. But this time they waved me through. I just never know what's going to happen here. September might be interesting, since I'm supposed to be up here most of that month.

So there were two guys applying for the same position with Cummins. One was a Yankee from New York and the other a Bubba from Arkansas. Their qualifications looked almost identical, they both interviewed well, then they both were given the same pre-employment test, on which they received an identical score.

The hiring manager offered the job to the Yankee. Bubba, who was unhappy with the choice, stormed into the office and asked the hiring manager, "why did y'all hire the yankee when I was ever bit as qualified for the job?"

The hiring manager explained, "The test was what helped seal our decision."

Bubba said, "But we both got the exact same score on the test."

The hiring manager responded, "Yes, and in fact both of you missed only one question. It also happened to be the same question. The answer from our other candidate to that question was 'I don't know'. "

"Your answer to that question was, 'Neither do I'.

Kudos to the original author of the above, whoever you may be.

Monday, August 21, 2006

Football Season

The best part about this time of year? Football season!

Hard to tell watching pre-season NFL games. Except that if the Colts get any of their starters injured, they will be in big trouble. Because their backups have looked horrible. I'm sure Jim Sorgi's a great guy, but I have a feeling I could have done better than he did in the first two preseason games. Maybe it's time to pick up a competent backup at QB, but then again, if Peyton gets hurt we can pretty much write off the season regardless.

We haven't seen much from the running backs with the Colts yet. If they can't get the running game going with Edge gone to Arizona, it will make things a lot tougher on Peyton. I think early in the season teams will gear up to stop the pass and ignore the run until the Colt's prove they can run. We'll see.

Gotta get the Columbus North site up and running for this year. Just need to find the time. The first game's already in the books - yikes!

I was surprised to see Notre Dame ranked second preseason. Seems too high. I wonder if they'll be able to build on a pretty good season last year.

I wonder if Indiana will make more improvements this year. They started out somewhat promising, but folded when they got to the Big Ten schedule. This year they won't be contending for the Big Ten title, but maybe they could move from the bottom to near the middle.

If my favorite teams do well this year, I'll be happy.

Friday, August 18, 2006

Disappointment

How often are you disappointed by other people?

Never, seldom, sometimes, often, almost always, always?

Lately I'm finding myself in the "often" to "almost always" range. People consistently disappoint me. The question I've begun to ask myself is whether that is because of them, or is it because of me?

It is disturbing to find myself in this mindset. Because I know about the miserable people in the "always" category. Nobody measures up to the standards set by the "always" person. In fact, nobody could ever measure up, because the standards are impossible to understand, let alone meet. I don't want to be an "always".

How do they disappoint me? By failing to follow through on promises. By being unscrupulous in their dealings with others, whether or not with me. By taking advantage of my generosity, then giving me the impression they turned me into a chump. By showing themselves to be less honorable than I thought. By shallowness, arrogance, duplicitousness, self-centeredness. With vulgarity, immorality. With ignorance.

Some may tell me it's my problem. I'm not accepting enough. I haven't learned to be "tolerant" and "embrace diversity". I'm too judgemental. Maybe I have unrealistically high expectations of others.

On the other hand, maybe the time has come to find new friends. Friends who can prove to me that they can be trustworthy, moral, and ethical.

There's the dilemma. I'm back on the road. I'm home 2 days a week, sometimes less. I don't just feel isolated, I am isolated.

Maybe I just need to relax and try harder to find my own joy. Life is indeed short.

Thursday, August 17, 2006

Sigh and Shake Your Head

That's all we can do.

The UN successfully got Israel to back off in Lebanon. Hezbollah claims victory. They are right. they did win. Israel lost. It remains to be seen how badly. Anybody remember their kidnapped soldiers? Care to guess their fate?

Iran continues their nuclear weapons development program. The UN continues to dither and do nothing.

Democrats are optimistically predicting they will own the congress at year-end, when they will impeach Bush and pull all our troops out of Iraq.

Major planned airliner attacks were foiled last week. Democrats blamed the Bush administration for failing to do the right things to protect us (say what?). The ACLU found a lefty judge that was happy to play along and order the government to suspend all international terrorist eavesdropping. Such eavesdropping which appears to have played a substantial role in foiling last week's attacks.

Our borders are still unsecured.

The courts say we can't hold enemy terrorist combatants.

Iran today sent soldiers out in Tehran to smash all the satellite dishes on top of the city's buildings.

August 22nd is a date of some significance for the Islamic terrorists.

Scared yet?

Saturday, August 12, 2006

Barbarians at the Gate

The Roman Empire fell, leading to the period we today call the Dark Ages. According to historians, even though today's historians have a tendency to distort and revise to fit their personal biases, Rome established their far-reaching empire through the use of a ruthless imperialism. Pax Romana was the rule of the Romans across the western world, and as far east as that troubled middle eastern region from Israel to Iran.

The Romans enjoyed a long run of prosperity and peace. A peace achieved, in many cases, by ruthless oppression of their would-be enemies across the known world. But relative peace. They were the enforcers of peace across their empire.

But they got lazy and bored. They became debauched, corrupt. They ate, drank, engaged in all manner of sexual deviancy, and lined up to watch great spectacles in their coliseum. Their experiment with democracy degenerated into a succession of tyrannical emperor dictators, each seemingly worse then the last.

Eventually, the barbarians from the north overtook the depleted Roman armies to reach Rome itself. The Roman empire crumbled under its own weight. And it took a thousand years for the world to recover.

Has the human race learned anything from the Romans? Apparently not.

The United States ascended as the dominant global power. Not by invading the rest of the world, but by unleashing a new concept of freedom that incorporated some of the democratic ideas of the Greeks and Romans so long ago. The grand political experiment, along with the vast untapped resources of the North American continent, made the US the envy of the world.

The country held firmly to its ideals through a difficult Civil War, then bailed Europe out of two devastating world wars and held Soviet and Chinese communism at bay. The standard of living among Americans exploded to unprecedented levels of wealth and ease. Until now.

The barbarians are at the gates. Instead of the Huns, they are represented by the radical Islamic hordes born out of the oil-rich middle east. Their ancient hatred of Jews, dating back to when Ishmael was slighted by Abraham in favor of his first wife's son Isaac, inflamed when the United Nations allowed the Jews to return to their sacred homeland in a small strip of Palestine and establish their own nation.

The battles in the region would most likely been left alone to reach a conclusion on their own if it weren't for the vast oilfields. The rest of the world relies heavily on those oilfields to power their economic engines. So the West, mainly America and Europe, focused a great deal of attention and resources in the attempt to pacify the middle east powderkeg.

But those efforts are failing. Because the Western world is becoming weary of the unceasing violence and terrorism. And mistakenly thought they could buy off the middle-eastern barbarians by letting them control their own countries and oilfields without western "meddling". Evidenced by Jimmy Carter's enabling of the overthrow of the Shah in Iran, a liberal pacifist policy for which he was rewarded with the American embassy overrun and the staff taken hostage. And the takeover of the Iranian government by radical Ayatollahs.

Now the regimes of Iran and Syria are openly supporting one of their terrorist offshoots, Hezbollah, in an open war against Israel. Iran is building nuclear weapons. Iran and Syria are sending insurgents and resources into Iraq to undermine the new fledgling government there with the belief that the soft Americans will give up and leave if they keep the instability and violence there long enough.

And what is the biggest superpower on earth doing about all this? Surrendering.

I was in Washington state last week, where the only news I could see were the main networks and CNN. The propaganda from our own news media in those outlets about all these problems convinced me it is true. The barbarians are at the gates, and most Americans are in denial.

The news I watched last week was mostly CNN, with an occasional look at NBC. Both outlets have the same routine. Do a story about one of the big problems in the world, then do a follow-on story about why it's Bush's fault.

Sunnis and Shi'ites are killing each other in Iraq. Bush's fault.

Israel fighting Hezbollah. Bush's fault.

BP pipeline in Alaska being shut down for repairs, causing oil supply disruption. Bush's fault.

Joe Lieberman loses primary. Because he doesn't hate Bush enough.

Terrorist plan to crash airliners using liquid explosive materials thwarted. Bush got lucky, but the terrorists wouldn't be trying to blow them up if he wasn't president.

Instead of recognizing the threat and banding together as a country, here's what our citizens are focused on:

Celebrity gossip

Gay Marriage

Getting out of Iraq

Global Warming

The NFL season

Outrage at the kinds of surveillance and intelligence-gathering techniques that foiled this week's terrorist plot.

Forcing Israel into a unilateral cease fire.

Forcing oil companies to lower gas prices.

Outrage at Republicans who try to allow oil drilling in Alaska and the Gulf of Mexico.

Blaming Christians and Appeasing Muslims.

As I said, the Barbarians are at the Gate and the gate is unlocked.

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Fiddler on the Roof - MatchMaker

Watched the video recently and thought it might be kind of cool if we went back to the old tradition of arranged marriages.

I think I could do a pretty good job with my boys. I especially like the dowry tradition, considering the fact I don't have any daughters.

So, if I was to seek out the right match for Nick, here's where I would start.

Physical attributes:

Cute, petite. Not necessarily athletic, but enjoys running, biking, and rollerblading enough to keep up with Nick. Prototypes are Emmy Rossum or maybe Natalie Portman.

Careers, Interests, Hobbies:
Good career choices would be English, Literature, or Spanish teacher, psychologist, nurse. Has to love music - if she's a great singer and/or musician, that would be perfect. Must like going to concerts. Should be intelligent enough to hold her own or challenge Nick with discussions on philosophy and music.

Personal Traits:
Cheerful, upbeat, positive. Steady, not moody. Able to pick Nick up when he's way down and pull the reigns back on him a bit when he's soaring too high. Also able to understand and accept his mood swings without judgement but with empathy and support. Likes long walks and deep conversation, equally mixed with fun.

Preferred Role:
Good housewife desirable, but not required. Willing to share housework and cooking with Nick. Willing to trade cooking duties with Nick and appreciates his culinary ability. Got to be great with children.

With Nick:
Is completely dedicated and committed to Nick through good and bad, but not smothering or possessive. Knows when to get close and when to give him space.

That was fun, now let's do Tim:

Physical Attributes: Pretty, athletic, preferably blonde. Prototype is Maria Sharapova.

Careers, Interests, Hobbies:
Doctor or Nurse, teacher or coach, Personal Trainer. Loves sports. Likes to stay active, try new things, play games. Must love animals, especially dogs. Loves movies.

Personal Traits:
Fun-loving, bit unpredictable, adventurous. Likes to keep things light, never too serious. Sees Tim as the only guy that can keep up with her. Loves to laugh. Social and outgoing, but not dominating. Cannot be hard-headed or opinionated.

Preferred Role:
Traditional housewife. Willing to take on household chores and cooking, because Tim won't. Leaves maintenance and yard work to Tim, which he can be convinced to do. Should want lots of kids and plenty of animals in the house.

With Tim:
Keeps the relationship fresh, fun, and adventurous. Is devoted to Tim but not posessive or smothering. Strong ability to influence Tim to see things her way by making him think it's his idea. Tim's partner in social activities, work, home, and family.

I'd do pretty well, don' t you think?

The Case for Chastity

This isn't intended to be preachy or prudish or anything of the sort. In fact, let's just take for granted that the Christian religion generally suggests that sex outside of marriage is considered sinful.

Instead of going into the obvious religious arguments, let me try to make the argument from a practical point of view. There are lots of things that can result from sexual activity outside of marriage. And most of them are bad.

The case for chastity:

1. There is absolutely no risk of contracting one of the many sexually transmitted diseases.
2. There is absolutely no risk of unplanned pregnancy.
3. The corollary to #2; there is no risk of compounding the problem with an abortion, or having to give up a child forever to adoption.
4. There is no risk of a shotgun wedding.
5. A man and woman can date without pressure for sex.
6. A dating relationship without sex lets the couple focus on their compatibility instead of their libido. The couple can discover much more quickly whether or not they are compatible, and the breakup is much less painful and difficult.
7. The anticipation related to waiting for marriage is the definition of "marital bliss".
8. Those couples who save it for marriage are must more likely to be highly compatible, committed, and disciplined, which serves both very well for their lifetimes together.
9. Side effects, cancer, sterility and diseases caused by artificial birth control are absent.
10. Divorce is much less likely when a couple marries because of mutual love and understanding not clouded by sex.
11. Those who have had multiple partners tend to view sex as "no big deal", therefore they are much more likely to continue side affairs after marriage.
12. The memory of previous sexual partners doesn't hang over the couple's marriage like a black cloud.

As you see, I've made a compelling case for chastity without bringing religion into the argument. From my perspective, to whatever degree one's faith is important, it should only enhance the practical reasons presented for waiting. Sure, supposedly strong and committed Christian young people have been reported in studies to be just as sexually active as their less religious peers. I attribute that more to the strength of the natural reproductive drive than anything else. Deciding on chastity and sticking to that choice might be one of the most difficult but rewarding ventures anyone ever undertakes in life.

If this post just gets one or two people thinking, I'll be thrilled.

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

You Cannot Solve any Problem Unless You Understand It

The standard line most news outlets want to feed us these days is that the world would be a much more peaceful place if not for President Bush. It's not a terribly cogent or well-supported argument, but it goes something like this:

Bush's invasion of Iraq enraged the Islamic world, which led to the Iraqi insurgency and the ascension of Ahmadinijad in Iran and the election of Hamas in the Palestinian authority. His heavy-handed foreign policy also somehow inspired North Korea's dangerous nuclear activities and missile tests.

Basically, it's all Bush's fault, including the Sunni-Shi'ite turf war in Iraq, Hamas tossing rockets into Israel from the area in Gaza they were voluntarily given only a few months earlier to buy peace, and both Hamas and Hezbollah raiding Israel to kill and capture soldiers.

I have this little character flaw, where I want to hear the facts to support whatever conclusion is being made about any issue. The Hate Bush movement has been so relentless that it seems to permeate everything these days, and the impression is that most Americans seem to agree that he's somehow responsible for all these problems in the world.

My own search for facts, while not completely exhonerating Bush, doesn't make him the villain either. Here are a few basic facts:

Iran and Syria are the two most prominent terrorist states. They fund and support Hamas, Hezbollah, and anybody else who shares their goal of wiping Israel off the map. Hezbollah's weapons are supplied by Iran with logistical support from Syria. (And most of the weapons are purchased from Russia and China.)

The Hezbollah incursion into Israel that started the current war in Lebanon just happened to take place within a day of Iran's deadline for responding to the UN on the demand they stop nuclear weapons development. Could it reasonably be concluded that the Hezbollah agression was ordered by Iran as a distraction?

Most of the escalating violence in Iraq is Sunni vs. Shi'a. It's not so much an insurgency as it is a civil war to determine which sect will rule Iraq. I think both sides see what's happening in America and figure our troops will be gone by the next presidential election, if not shortly after this year's elections. So they are trying to establish an advantage for when the power vacuum occurs after our troops leave. If and when we leave Iraq, the most likely outcome will see the Iranian-backed Shi'ites taking over. Want Ahmadinijad in charge of Iran and Iraq? Vote Democrat.

Everyone but the US and Israel is yelling at Israel to "cease fire". As if Israel's the culprit in the conflict. It conjures and image of the referee at a boxing match (the UN) grabbing the winning fighter's arms and pinning them behind his back so the losing fighter can pummel him at will. It seems to me that everybody knows that's not the way to stop a fight. This weekend, Israel saw rockets being launched from that Lebanese town and bombed it, killing some civilians in the process. What incredible outrage was leveled at Israel. But what about the outrage toward Hezbollah, who routinely targets civilians and launches their rockets at Israeli towns indiscriminately every day? CNN bends over backward to present both sides of the conflict equally?

Finally, what the critics seem to be saying is that Bush should essentially give the rogue countries what they want. Stop helping Israel. Leave Iraq. Leave the entire middle east alone. Make a deal with Ahmadinijad so he'll stop building nuclear weapons. Make a deal with Kim Jong Il so he'll stop building nuclear weapons and trying to launch them at us.

Let's see, how has that worked in the past? Well, as I mentioned before, Israel gave Gaza to the Palestinians for peace, and how did the Palestinians respond? In case you haven't heard, by daily rocket and mortar attacks across the border into Israeli towns and a cross-border raid that killed soldiers and captured others. Then there's North Korea, where Bill Clinton gave them food and nuclear technology in exchange for a promise they wouldn't use it for weapons. How did they respond? By immediately breaking the agreement to feverishly develop a nuclear weapons development program.

Finally, there's the Islamic radical agenda. They haven't been secretive about their goals. First, they want to wipe Israel off the map and remove all western influence from the middle east. Then they want to spread Islam, by force if necessary, across the planet. To be specific, that means that governments around the world will be run by the Ayatollahs. Islam is the only religion permitted by law. Anyone holding onto any other religion will be executed, or if they are lucky, enslaved.

And what was that you were saying again? Oh yeah, all this is Bush's fault.

Good luck in your fantasy world. Elect your favorite liberal pacifist to congress this fall and see what happens. You might want to get a head start on those Koran studies and go shopping for a prayer rug and burkha.