I've decided to make this blog just my own thoughts and experiences, and switch the political ideas to another blog.
If you have any interest at all in political issues, or my perspective on them, feel free to visit my alternative blog:
dnsdailyjournal.blogspot.com
Ever wondered how men and women differ when using an ATM?
MAN:
1) Pull up to machine
2) Wind window down
3) Insert ATM card, enter PIN
4) Retrieve cash
5) Drive away
WOMAN:
1) Pull up to machine
2) Open door (too far away from machine)
3) Search through all of the 112 compartments in handbag for ATM card
4) Do make up, apply lipstick, fix hair
5) Insert Card
6) Remove card
7) Insert card the correct way up
8) Search for piece of paper with PIN on it
9) Enter PIN
10) Enter correct PIN
11) Retrieve cash, put in bag
12) Drive off
13) Reverse back to machine
14) Retrieve card
15) Drive three miles away
16) Release hand-brake
2 comments:
hahaha...
you want a much worse atm story? how about the one where i did everything i had to and then realized on my way out of the parking lot that i'd forgotten to take out the money. turned out that a crusty construction worker guy had gotten my money and was going to give it to kroger for safekeeping when i got back in. i was actually touched - that was $80.
So are you saying your ATM use is closer to a woman's?
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